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A Breath of Fresh Air
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Felix Wong is an outdoor enthusiast living in Fort Collins. A mechanical engineer by day, he is especially passionate about bicycling, running, and backpacking.
41. When My Cars Could Not
Sunday, 24 December 2006

I had just helped dig out a lady’s stuck-in-the-snow Ford Fiesta about 40 feet down the road from my house when I came to a certain realization:

Even though the main arteries of Fort Collins were plowed within 12 hours of the end of the Colorado Blizzard of 2006 — including neighborhood roads within 200 feet of my house — I could potentially have a heck of a time getting to those plowed roads in either of my automobiles, which are both little sports cars.

After all, if a front wheel drive, skinny-tired Ford Fiesta could barely do it, how were my rear wheel drive vehicles with even less ground clearance going to? With the increasingly deeper ruts being dug in the snow by neighbors’ 4×4s, the road in front of my home was becoming more like the Rubicon Trail instead of a shimmering path of runway that motorists had longed for.

So was I virtually trapped? How was I going to, say, get food? Should I begin rationing the edibles in the cupboards? Hold a food drive in the area proclaiming, “Save your neighbor — please don’t let him starve!?”

I suppose one viable idea would be to become the ultimate recluse by ordering groceries online and never leaving the house. But then I’d go crazy. To be limited in one’s mobility is losing one of modern civilizations’ greatest freedoms, which is to go wherever one wants, whenever he wants, including right now.

Fortunately, there was a better, simpler solution. The bicycle!

So on Thursday I rolled out rolled out my commuter bike from the garage, hoisted it over my shoulder, and trudged along the snow-packed road for a couple of minutes until I got to the nearest plowed road. Success! Well, almost — there was still the matter of riding along wet roads and through some patches of snow and ice en route to the grocery store.

Fortunately, I was mostly able to avoid riding through ice and the times I couldn’t, I managed to keep my balance and stay upright. Here’s something I learned rather quickly when riding through ice: do not pedal (the rear wheel will just spin, sometimes sideways) and stay relaxed even as you get ready to put a foot down just in case. I once rode though a 50-foot stretch of ice this way, and though some bumps caused some sideways skids, I managed to stay upright and rolling mostly forward.

The weather — though slightly overcast and below 30 degrees Fahrenheit — seemed very comfortable. The complete lack of humidity in Northern Colorado helped.

Within about 20 minutes (4.5 miles), I was at Albertson’s. My bicycle had the bike rack all to itself (go figure) in the snow. I quickly locked it up and went inside the grocery store.

Being inside Albertson’s was surreal. Many shoppers were here — no surprise considering that X-mas was just days away and most stores were closed the day before due to the blizzard — and it was obvious that many food delivery trucks were not able to get here in the last few days. Three-quarters of the vast bread shelves were completely empty and there were several aisles of fruit entirely bare. Most everything else was in stock, though — we would not starve today!

I rode back home with a wide grin on my face. Blizzard, schmizzard… so what if my cars would be immobile for awhile? Here I was riding on Fort Collins excellent bicycle-friendly roads while getting exercise, breathing clean fresh air, and delighting in the white winter wonderland that was now Northern Colorado. With a bicycle there is no chance of getting stuck because if road conditions get too dicey, one can just dismount and walk or carry the bike along.

Indeed, the next day, two more of my neighbors — one in a Mercury Cougar and another in a Volkswagen Passat — also got stuck 40 feet down the street. After they got unstuck, they tried to smoothen out the snowy road a little more. I would have helped but I was supposed to be at a friend's place in Laporte 8.8 miles away by noon to help her move stuff. Naturally, I once again took the bike.

Who would have thought that a skinny 20-lb. two-wheeled object powered by about 1/4 horsepower be able to go to mundane places that 2600-lb 120-hp motorized vehicles could not?
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42. Trump vs. Lincoln, FDR & MLK
Wednesday, 20 December 2006

You probably heard about how Donald Trump decided not to can our under-age, boozed and drugged Miss USA. What you probably have not heard is how as a result of this, at least one journalist is now proclaiming The Donald as "the greatest American ever!" Click here for the original MSNBC article.

My favorite line from the article is, "Like Mother Teresa with the lepers, Trump placed his hand upon this fragile, broken woman and offered her a second chance at life." I'm not sure, though, if it took "remarkable boldness" to forgive the beauty queen. (Just more evidence that totally beautiful women have all the power... it's not fair!)

Granted, the article was probably written tongue in cheek. More odd was how a virtually equal number of readers voted for Donald Trump and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. as "greatest American in history," receiving 12 and 13% of the votes, respectively. (At least Lincoln got 45%...)

Then again, Donald Trump's twenty-something son received 3.7% of the vote. (What about Ivanka?)

Personally, I was saddened that the late Fred Rogers was not included in the poll. :)
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43. Library Rules
Friday, 15 December 2006

The other day, I was doing some work on my laptop at the Main Library in Fort Collins (hooray for free wi-fi!) What surprised me was that a friendly library employee was making rounds on the 2nd floor and started whispering to several people.

"Pssst," she would begin. "Sir, please wake up. You gotta wake up."

Apparently, there were quite a few people in here who were sleeping!

I thought it was pretty funny especially since I could fully empathize with the sleepy heads. Back in college (which seems like 200 years ago now), I probably fell asleep in the library or 24-hour study room at least once a week. For some reason, gazing at small print within 300-page textbooks about deoxyribonucleic acid or the second law of thermodynamics had that effect on me. I would be reading for about 2.5 minutes and then: zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

What I wonder, though, is the reason behind Fort Collins' "no sleeping" policy. Is it so that the snorers don't disturb the other patrons? Or to make our free libraries less attractive to, say, hobos?

Another thing I wonder about is what effect this would have had on me were there an anti-siesta rule in my university's libraries. I can't decide if I would have flunked out of college due to not getting enough sleep, or done better by not dozing off when I should have been studying.
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44. 1000 Miles on 1 Pair of Nikes
Sunday, 10 December 2006

Over the last three decades, Nike has come a long ways since Bill Bowerman created the soles of his first prototypes using his wife’s waffle iron, his protegé Steve Prefontaine set every American track record between 2,000 and 10,000 meters, and he and Phil Knight founded the shoe company named after the Greek Goddess of Victory.

Specifically, not long after the Oregon-based corporation (which now commands over 20% of the athletic shoe market) reached behemoth status, it has been dogged with a litany of complaints: utilization of “sweat shops” in China, Vietnam, Indonesia, and Mexico; gimmicky products; and that their running shoes are designed to “wear out quickly so you have to buy another pair very soon.”

I do not contest the first accusations (though from what I understand, the labor policies have improved), and agree that many of their shoes (e.g., Nike Shox) are more of a fashion statement than performance oriented. But regarding purported shoddy quality, here is one pair of shoes that rebuffs that claim.

Witness my pair of Nike Air Zoom Elites! At 10.2 ounces each, they are some of the lightest racing shoes in Nike’s back-to-the-basics Bowerman Line. The outer, non-lugged sole is pretty minimalist and won’t win any traction awards in rugged terrain. Conventional wisdom would say these shoes may be good for a few shorter-length races before being banned to yard duty or the garbage can.

Yet, in just over a year, I have managed to run over 1000 miles of training and racing with these shoes, with no separation or tearing of fabric or threads and very reasonable wear on the soles. (In contrast, my street shoes already had holes in their soles after 5 months despite only being subjected to well under 100 miles of walking!) These shoes still feel great and I would not hesitate to run another race on them.

Indeed, they have already gone through 5 marathons, a double marathon, an Ironman triathlon, and races of distances between 5 and 10 kilometers.

Amazingly, not only have the Air Zoom Elites withstood the abuse of training, racing and once-a-month cleanings, but they have done so without giving me any injury. (Note that most experts recommend replacing your running shoes every 300-400 miles to prevent foot, leg, or knee problems — a suggestion that might be wise to follow.) I even managed to do the 52.4-mile Rocky Mountain Double Marathon without any blistering, though that might be more because my feet are seemingly indestructible (e.g., during that race, I was even running with holes in my socks!) With these shoes I have run new P.R.’s at every distance except 1 mile and 10k.

The shoes will be promptly retired after a new pair of even-lighter Puma H-Streets are delivered to my doorstep by a UPS truck, but I'd like to say this to Phil Knight, the late Bill Bowerman, and their crews of Beaverton designers and third world workers: Thank you. These were the best shoes I have ever had.


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45. Wal-Mart Workers
Tuesday, 05 December 2006

It must be that time of year again to start frantically looking for gifts for Mom and scribbling greeting cards to the ex-boss among seemingly hundreds of others. How do I know this? Because some people (particularly those of the far Christian right) in the country have already been making a big deal about "will Wal-Mart be posting signs saying 'Merry Christmas' instead of 'Happy Holidays' to us this year?"

Never mind that "Happy Holidays" already means "Happy Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Yule, Saturnalia, Winter Solstice, or whatever holiday you choose to celebrate." Also never mind that none of these holidays were originally conceived to be such a commercial spectacle that most religions' gods might not have approved of if they actually existed.

No, I have another question regarding Wal-Mart it is a little more basic than Christmas or other typical Wal-Mart political issues that have already been noted ad nauseum in articles and documentaries such as "Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price."

How about this: "Are Wal-Mart workers among the most unhappy and incompetent employees in the nation?"

Now, I know this might seem a little harsh. And of course, when there are hundreds of thousands of Wal-Mart workers, there have to be some examples among them who are cheerier than Ronald McDonald and more capable than the high-school juniors working at his burger joints. I just have yet to meet them. Perhaps this is because I generally only visit Wal-Mart 2-5 times a year, usually at some ungodly hour when no other store is open and I need something desperately. (One good thing about Wal-Mart.)

Here's a list of the things that happen almost every time I have gone to a Wal-Mart (for some reason, it doesn't seem to matter what state or city the store is in:)

1. The Wal-Mart "greeters" (the ones standing inside the front doors) rarely even greet you, making one wonder if they are there to serve any purpose (maybe look for shoplifters?)

2. I ask for help in finding something, and I am either told that I should ask someone else, or something like, "Go to [such-and-such] department; if it's not there then we must not have it." (Gee, thanks!)

3. If not #2 above, then the associate is completely flustered when asked if the store has something or not, or even denies the store having it. Then it turns out the object is sitting, say, right behind where they're standing!

4. Many employees are flipping through a clothes rack as if they are sorting them or doing something useful, but are still there 30 minutes later as if they were just pretending to work.

5. The cashiers -- if they even talk to you -- mumble and act as if it's a crime for them to look at you in the eye (or face) or wear anything but a frown.

I am so accustomed to this "Wal-Mart experience" that it hardly bothers me anymore (in fact, now I fully expect it), but it does make me chuckle when some people get uptight about how Wal-Mart employees make reference to certain holidays.

Heck, who cares whether or not they say "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays." Personally, I'd settle for them just trying to be helpful, or to actually flash a smile once in awhile!


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