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Written by FullMetal Alchemist - View Profile
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Wednesday, 16 August 2006 |
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I just moved to Greeley from Longmont and I notice 2 things immediately:
1. People don't know how to F***ing drive (though a previous entry of mine should have clued me in)
2. A LOT of the white guys my age talk like black people on TV.
I moved into a pretty big duplex on the east side of town that is nice, a decently quiet neighborhood (except for "lil john" across the street always playing his crappy music really loud out of his peice of shit yellow ford focus.)
The other half of the duplex is separated by my garage, their garage and the wall to the kitchen/Dining area (I thank THE LORD for this, and you'll see why in a sec) My bedrooms and living room are on the other side of the duplex so even if my neighbors make a lot of noise I only have to hear it if I'm in the kitchen. (and even then, they have to YELL for me to hear it)
The company I'm renting this place from has a maintenence crew that goes out and fixes up places when people have moved out. Lucky me, my neighbors moved out around the same time I moved in. Their "Crew" consists of 2 white guys in a Eddie bauer ford explorer that show up at 10pm and don't quit "working" till about 3 in the morning.
I had the misfortune to hear these idiots talking while I was outside. This is the summation of what I heard:
"yo, so what did she say bro?" "She be all like, blaming me that I was talking shit"
"That's MESSSED up yo!" (I can only assume the other idiot is on the phone at this time.) "Ho, ho, ho, wait up, you think I said what?"
DAMMIT! I guarantee you their parents don't talk like that and if they do, They should NOT have procreated! (Which brings up my recurring thought: there should be an IQ test to procreate, if you're a dumbass, prepare to live a celebate life!)
It's damned annoying to hear anyone talk like this, but it's 10x more annoying to hear white guys talk like this. (and dress like rappers too, that's just embarrasing!)
Does anyone take them seriously? Do they take themselves seriously?
These guys should be castrated so that we don't have to deal with their idiot illigitimate kids. I'm all for equality too; girls who talk like this should have their tubes tied by a marine so we know it's never going to come undone. | |
Dear "F"
Written by Einstein on 2006-08-20 14:36:06
Funny stuff. Keep 'em comin'.
Ein
We're glad you're not in L-town anymore. (Now if I can just find "F-town"...) | hooooo yeah!
Written by FullMetal Alchemist on 2006-08-19 15:38:11
sorry, I wrote this in a rush. I did mean Marine, not 'marine' and I guarantee you that several Marines would be happy to "Assess" the situation for me. :) Thanks for reading and YES I do value your comments. As stated previously, It's me venting. I'm not saying that White homies weren't in Longmont ('L' Town) but there appears to be more near where I moved. Don't get me wrong about Greeley either, it's more alive than 'L' Town any day. | Homie, sweet homie
Written by Einstein on 2006-08-19 08:24:29
Yo!
We've been watching too much American Idol for you, FMA? That may be the cultural influence at play here with the Caucasians. (Except for the skin color, we're not sure Randy Jackson is black either.)
Exactly how many is A LOT? This area is officially over 100,000 now. Just wondering how people in Longmont assess the numbers.
My sympathies on the sound invasion. That happens everywhere, even (and especially) in traffic. Let's face it, there are growing numbers of equally angry people in many parts of the world that express a similar interest in "selective family planning". You're neither exceptional nor alone. (Just adjusting, angry and articulate.)
Einstein
P.S. As a former Marine, I resent both the gynecological responsibility in assuaging your anger, as well as the lower case reference. |
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