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Bull & Cow Theory (by request) |
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Written by Robbie Lynn Giles - View Profile
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Saturday, 24 February 2007 |
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Thanks to internet dating, man's search for love has evolved dramatically. At least I like to think it has. When I read all the sensitive and romantic profiles posted by men on internet dating sites, I have to admit, I'm skeptical. From my experiences, I had resigned myself to the belief that men are bulls in a herd, and it is their job to service ALL the cows, not just one. Now, I discover that the bulls have brains and feelings and emotional needs. How does that work? This seems to cause an inner moral conflict with the bull and a glimmer of hope to the cow.
Is it possible for this cow to find a tough, masculine, take-charge kind of bull who is willing to service her for life, and maybe even take out the trash once in a while?
I understand that a cow has a responsibility as well. The cow needs to keep things interesting, not so much for the bull, but for herself. She needs to be happy being a cow, with her own friends and her own interests. She can’t just sit around chewing her cud, waiting for the bull to make her feel worthy. And, she needs to keep reinventing herself, so the bull doesn't think of her as the old cow.
Speaking as a new cow, who has also been an old cow, I'm wagering on the side of evolution, and hoping to find that one enlightened bull who knows when to be a man, when to be a bull and when to give up searching for new cows. | Only registered users can write comments.
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