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Written by Robbie Lynn Giles - View Profile   
Wednesday, 28 February 2007
I believe that tan fat is better than white fat. I believe that the best gift is a blank notebook and a new pen. I believe in a higher power, and Google be thy name. I believe that yellow is the new red. I believe that "natural" beauties are also natural liars. I believe in plastic surgery. I believe that on the seventh day, God created Schlotsky's. I believe that the devil is alive and well and living in Fort Collins. (He goes by the name of Dimitri.) I believe in Ho's before Beaus and that textual intercourse qualifies as cheating. I believe in the healing power of the mind, but not as much as I believe in prescription drugs. I believe that creativity is a great substitute for sex, but it's an even better addition. I believe that blood is thicker than water, unless the water is mixed with Scotch. I believe that Hemingway and Frost were the same person. I believe there is strength in surrender. I believe that picky eaters are created, not born. I believe that clarity always comes after a long bath. I believe that victims are self-appointed. I believe that perfectionism is procrastination disguised as arrogance. I believe that attachment is the root of all suffering. I believe in God, Karma, Buddha, Astrology, Numerology, Feng Shui and the Almighty Dollar.

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Written by Drew on 2007-03-02 00:19:08
Hemingway and Frost were NOT the same person, but you show an adept similarity too early Joyce and Faulkner; very stream of consciousness of you...

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