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To sneeze, perchance to die? |
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Written by Jeff McMillan, asap
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Friday, 18 May 2007 |
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The sounds of summer: Boat engines, parade bands, ice cream trucks.
And sneezing.
As allergy season shifts into high gear, those who let fly six or seven times in a row are sure to be reminded that each time you do, your heart stops, your senses shut down and your brain ceases to function but for a tiny fraction of a second.
Q: So is it true that you temporarily “die” when you sneeze?
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A: Not even close, and we have it on good authority. Dr. Ash Kacker -- an ear, nose and throat specialist and sinus surgeon at Weill Cornell Medical College in New York -- assures that it’s just an old wives’ tale.
You do hold your breath for a second before the sneeze, but who can’t handle that?
“Sneezing is a really critical function,” Kacker says. “Like a cough, sneezing helps cleanse the nasal passages.”
Sneezing follows these steps: The sneezer takes a deep breath, holds it and releases air through the nose to expel pollen, mucus or whatever might be irritating the nasal passages.
“What you have to do to be able to sneeze is build up a positive pressure in your chest, and then you have to be able to sneeze it out,” Kacker says.
That pressure can be transferred elsewhere in the body, which is why people can suffer cramps or other maladies after sneezing. (Sammy Sosa found that out the hard way in 2004, when a sneeze put him on the disabled list with spasms and a sprained back ligament.)
But aside from those occasional side effects, don’t worry: Sneezing is a good thing.
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asap contributor Jeff McMillan is an editor on AP’s national desk, and sneezes no less than six to seven times per episode. | Only registered users can write comments.
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