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Celebrity impersonators vie to be "Next Best Thing" |
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Written by Luaine Lee, MCT
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Tuesday, 22 May 2007 |
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You think they've slipped something into your Caesar salad as you spot a queue of familiar characters outside a sound stage here. Jennifer Aniston leans against Frank Sinatra while Lieutenant Columbo, Superman and Stevie Wonder bring up the rear.
It's all in a day's work for Hollywood. This is an early audition for ABC's new "alternative" show, "The Next Best Thing: Who is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?" premiering on May 30.
Auditions were held across the U.S. to search out these famous clones.
Contestants will compete in a series of eliminations, until the grand finale, which will be filmed live from Las Vegas. The winner carts home $100,000.
Comedians Jeffrey Ross, Lisa Ann Walter and Elon Gold will be the judges.
Seated at a rectangular table on a darkened soundstage here, they say it's no easy matter adjudicating such talent. "Yesterday, Lisa danced with Clark Gable, Elon did a bit with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. I had Marilyn Monroe sing me a song," says Ross.
"She practically lap-danced him," adds Walter, who has four children and says she's used to making final judgments.
The competitors not only have to look like their subjects, they have to sound like them and sing and dance like them. And some are dead ringers for the original.
Waiting their turn outside are the two pals from "The Honeymooners," the bus-driving Ralph Kramden and his sewer-savvy buddy, Ed Norton.
In the guise of the portly Jackie Gleason is Joe Heintzelman, originally from Nebraska, who is a budding voice-over actor and a part-time court reporter tester.
"We try to keep the spirit alive," says Heintzelman in Gleason's raspy voice.
Norton is played by Curtis Buttenheim, from the East Coast, who is under contract to a couple of casinos in Las Vega, where he does a suitcase full of other imitations. They met when Buttenheim hired Heintzelman for another show. "And I took one look at him and said, 'Hey, are you familiar with Jackie Gleason?'" The pair has been working together for 10 years.
"We entertain at private parties, sewer conventions, bus and transportation expos," says Buttenheim. "We work the International Water Works convention every year. In that milieu, Art Carney is a huge icon."
Garbed in his trademark tux, spinning a martini glass in one hand, a cigarette in the other is Dean Martin. Steve Apple has been doing Martin for 11 years. "I think singing him is going to make me feel younger because he was so smooth and so charming and so good looking," says Apple, the father of two. "They used to say women wanted to be with him and men wanted to BE him."
There's more to Apple than an uncanny Martin voice. He's also been playing Groucho Marx for the last 18 years at Universal Studios Tour Hollywood. Married for 13 years, Apple admits that not everybody is a fan. "When you're carpooling and the kids are expecting to hear hip hop and they hear, 'Everybody loves somebody sometimes' ... they go, 'WHAT is this? Change the station.'"
Dressed in their WWII WAC uniforms, their hair in pompadours and sausage curls are the singing Andrews Sisters, Andrea Lee Davis, Christina Challey and Robin Kelly. They entertain at private parties, conventions and in special shows as the famous sibling trio from the '40s.
"Andrea and I started working together in 1997. We were hired to do a show in Laughlin, Nev., that had some similar attributes," says Kelly. "Christina joined that cast a year or so later and after we finished that show in 1999, the three of us decided we would put our own group together, and the rest is history."
Kelly works as senior account manager for Essence Entertainment Talent Agency and can winnow out performance opportunities for the trio. Davis has a master's degree in Italian literature from UCLA and teaches Italian. Challey works at UCLA helping to raise money for the recreation department and is working on her master's in public administration.
They also perform as the Maguire sisters and sometimes bill themselves as the Swingdolls.
Little Richard, complete with the big hair and sparkling jacket, is here disguised as Garry Moore, father of four and baseball coach. Though Moore does impersonations for a living he says it's always hard to leave the family. Moore flew in from his home on Oahu this morning and is returning this afternoon. He just finished three weeks performing Little Richard in Cancun. "They liked me," grins Moore, "because I'm pretty and they thought I was Mexican."
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Simon Cowell admits he might have thought about quitting Fox's "American Idol" if Sanjaya had won the competition. "I would have thought about it, but you know, I have a contract. So I don't think it would have happened ... The way he's handled himself since he left the show, very grown up. He can laugh at himself. He didn't take it too seriously. He was just a horrible singer, and he couldn't win the competition. It wouldn't have been great for us."
Cowell is executive producing "America's Got Talent," for NBC which will be back on May 29 with new host, Jerry Springer.
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With the proliferation of reality and alternative shows, there are fewer opportunities for actors to vend their wares. Showtime has announced that classically trained Matthew Modine will join the cast of their nasty little comedy "Weeds," joining the wonderful Elizabeth Perkins and the less-wonderful Mary Louise Parker.
Modine remembers when he studied with the late, legendary acting coach, Stella Adler. "I had the great pleasure of working with Stella Adler when I was 18 years old and moved to New York," he says. "She was the greatest teacher. She walked into the classroom the first time I met her. She sat there looking at you. She didn't say anything for a long time then she said, 'I can't teach you how to be an actor. I'm going to have to teach you how to be a human being.' So the greatest thing about being an actor for me, I'm just really understanding the last couple of years how important it was that this woman, at the end of her life, was talking to people about being human beings."
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All three "Law & Orders" will be back next season, only "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" will air on the USA Network first, then have a repeat on NBC. The other two of the successful franchise will be on NBC as always. It was slow coming but Mariska Hargitay finally has gotten the recognition she deserves from her role on "SVU." Hargitay measures success in another way. "I feel the luckiest girl in the world because of my friends," she says.
"I've worked and put so much into these relationships and they pay off in such huge way. I value my friends so much they're like family to me. I pride myself on friendships I have and that's how I define myself by what kind of friend I am; what kind of person I am." | Only registered users can write comments.
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