An open letter to all super market shoppers: addressed to all races, creeds, cultures, the rich, and the poor; QUIT BEING SO DAMN LAZY!!!

Every time, and I mean EVERY time I go to the grocery store, I see shopping carts in parking spaces, smashed up against cars, rolling down the parking lot towards the street.

AND WHY? because you're too f**king lazy to walk the cart 50 damn yards to either the 'cart corral' or back to the store entrance.

Quit being so damn lazy!!

Excuses:

• I'm in a hurry because (insert lame reason here, it winds up sounding like "Blah, blah, blah, blah," anyway and is never valid)
• I have a medical condition that prevents me. (real smart a-hole, you gathered up the strength to push the cart full of your fat-ass food not only around the store and into the checkout line, but to your car as well, suddenly paralysis sets in and you can't walk half the distance to PUT THE CART AWAY?)
• They have people that work here to do that. (no dumb-ass, their job was not intended to chase down errant shopping carts; it's turned into that, but the intent was to have them clear out the cart corrals and bring SEVERAL back to the store entrance AT THE SAME TIME.)
• There's a few out in front of my parking spot already, one more isn't going to make a difference. (It will if all your fellow lazy bastards do the same thing, and YES, they all have the same idea.)

Just admit it, the reason you do it is because: "I'm a lazy bastard who has no shame when it comes to putting things in their place. I have no problem telling my kids or co-workers/employees to put things away, but I'm an adult, putting shopping carts away in an orderly manner is beneath me." Well Jack-hole, it's above you because as far as I'm concerned, you're just below swine. (and bacon is yummy)

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