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Written by Holiday Mathis   
Friday, 24 August 2007

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Our reporter, Mercury in Virgo, wants very specific answers from politician Jupiter, who generalizes and evades the particulars. Moderator, please! Break your questions down into bite-sized pieces, and well-reasoned logic serendipitously moves to higher ground. Then bipartisan understanding is achieved. Hurrah!


    ARIES (March 21-April 19). It's the long range that occupies your mind. You're focused on doing something that will continue past you, your children, their children. You go through your day with one foot in the future.

    TAURUS (April 20-May 20). The information you need to help you along your path is there for the asking. But if you're asking about something that is none of your business, you won't get answers.

    GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Be cautious and move with stealth. If it doesn't concern you, try your best to stay completely out of it. Also, don't do any favors for people that they could clearly do for themselves.

    CANCER (June 22-July 22). While your body needs air, water and food, your soul needs a vision. Something compelling to look forward to is your soul's life "blood." Since you're fast approaching something you want, it's time to imagine past it.

    LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You've stuck with your original plan long enough. Time to reconceptualize it. Do this, and finally get the money you've worked for. Tonight, revel in any morsels of leisure time you can scrounge up.

    TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 24). Don't wait around for the seemingly perfect climate for what you want. Get busy and make it happen. The stars reward you with big-time success. Keep the faith through September -- it's a test of your fortitude. November brings the chance to reinvest in what's working for you and double your money. Scorpio and Gemini people adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 1, 30, 16, 14 and 3.

    VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You are all business now, even in your personal life. This keeps emotions clean and tidy. A relationship comes up for review. Will you renew your option on this one?

    LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Those you are struggling to forgive or accept now seem to deliberately make it harder for you. Keep trying. The exercise will give you remarkable emotional strength and real world power.

    SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You're ultra-responsible, gladly taking on problems that aren't even technically yours. You give beyond what others expect of you, and probably beyond what even you thought you'd give.

    SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Though you like to paint the canvas of your life in broad, bold strokes, there are times when fine lines work better. Like now. Bother with details, and be wary of anyone who won't bother with them.

    CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Sometimes asking "what if?" solves the problem -- other times "what if?" creates problems. Your astral gift now is knowing when to probe deeper and when to accept the way things are.

    AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You don't have to generate all the answers yourself. You are plugged in to the source of all talent and brilliance. When you need ideas, they effortlessly come through you.

    PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). This is an instant karma kind of day. What you put out comes back to you immediately. Tonight, go where people take obvious pleasure in your company.

    WEEKEND LOVE FORECAST: ARIES: Someone's playing hard to get and making an irresistible game of it. Pass. Trust your instincts on this one. TAURUS: Love is a great beautifier and so are pampering pedicures and relaxing massages. GEMINI: The solution to being pulled in all directions at once? Check your head against your heart -- before you head out the door. CANCER: Nothing's too good to be true. But just in case, a common sense discussion lends credibility to the incredible. LEO: You appreciate being sweet-talked and beguiled, but appreciate R-E-S-P-E-C-T even more. VIRGO: Take time away from your sweetie to follow your own instincts and process relationship blips. LIBRA: Ponder the meaning of life in a flower or a tealeaf, and love appears in the space between. SCORPIO: You love your discretionary income. You can have fun and save money. Who knew? SAGITTARIUS: You and a high-energy partner paint the town rainbow colors. CAPRICORN: Supporting the people you love is the single most important gift you offer. AQUARIUS: Ever notice how loving someone "no strings attached" always precludes strings? Learn to love the attachments of attachment. PISCES: There's only one effective way to diffuse confrontation -- patience and kindness.

    COUPLE OF THE WEEKEND: Virgo, times two. These two search for the perfect love affair, food processor and diet -- together. They worry: Are same-sign relationships possible? Depends on how you feel about living with someone just like you. This competent couple fastidiously strives for a saintly relationship, knowing perfection is naturally unattainable. Relax. With humor, the stars smile on VV.
  

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