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Written by FullMetal Alchemist - View Profile
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Monday, 27 August 2007 |
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So last night I'm about to do some laundry when I realize I'm out of dryer sheets and running dangerously low on Tide. I look around and notice there are a few other things I should get.
As I'm driving to the supermarket, I start to consider that it's Sunday night: The chances of there being college kids at the store is pretty high. I also consider that the chances of STUPID college kids being there is almost a certainty. I shrug and go anyway. I only need a few things so I should be in-and-out.
As I walk into the store, sure enough there's a group of 4 guys running through the aisles yelling about some dumb ass thing. Oh well, I knew it. . .
I grab a cart and start powering through the store, fast, but not discourteous. Milk, detergent, dryer sheets, ah hell, might as well get some beef jerky. I head into the cereal aisle and I can't decide between 2 cereals. So I stop for a little bit and look. Suddenly I hear some girl ask a question (indistinct) and I realize she's talking to me. In a friendly tone I say; "Excuse me?" She already looks like she's got a stick up her ass as she repeats her question; "Are you following me?" You know how sometimes you can laugh and talk at the same time? I laughed and answered "No." Flashback to one of my previous blogs about the bitch at New West Fest who thought I was checking her out. SAME THING: she does this sniffing noise and storms off.
Once again ladies, just because a guy happens to be in the same aisle as you does not mean he's "checking you out" or going to do something disgusting to you or at you. Especially if you look like supermarket bitch did; she was wearing shorts, and a tank top. She looked like she just got out of bed or something and then to top it off she was skinny. I'm not talking slim, or slender, I'm talking Skeletal.
Bitch.
If you want to look that way, that's fine, just don't expect me to swoon when you walk by. (not to mention that I'm in a relationship and even if I wasn't, I don't go to the supermarket to pick up women, I go there to pick up beef jerky) It's that kind of skinny that makes you want to throw up. That kind of skinny where you can tell her forearm has 2 bones in it not because you know your 5th grade anatomy, but because you can SEE both of them. *hurl* and she thinks I'm stalking her. . . well if she's that skinny she might have mental issues. I felt like telling her "Get over yourself Jack Skellington!" But I was afraid it was going to turn out like a scene from "Jason and the Argonauts"
Skeletons about to get their s**t ruined.
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