So I was out at my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart last night buying some boots.

I only had one item so I decided to use the 'ol self-checkout kiosks. I was waiting patiently behind this older lady and her daughter. They were just finishing up when the lady reaches in her white trash jacket pocket and pulls out a clear plastic bag with sunflower seed shells in it. (to spare you details, let me just say that it was OBVIOUS even from 6 feet away, that they were USED sunflower seed shells)
I kid you not, the lady proceeds to take the bag and place it 'neatly' in the scanning area of the kiosk. Now, despite what you think I did next, I gave her the benefit of the doubt that she was re-shuffling items in her pockets so I PATIENTLY waited a few more seconds. As predicted, the jackass starts walking away!!
I gingerly placed my boots on the belt before the scanning area and in my nicest, clearest, and loudest Customer Service voice stated: "Thanks so much for your nasty used sunflower seeds you SLOB!" The lady turns around and gives me this retarded look like "why sir, whatever do you mean?" to which I responded by waving her away dismissively. Her daughter had freaked out when I started saying something and was already at the door waiting for her Slob-mother. (or sister depending on how back-woods, redneck they were) Rightly, the lady didn't bother saying anything but stormed off with this embarrased look on her face.
I brushed the disgusting left that she put on the scanning area the same way you'd brush a spider off your leg. Well. . .wait, I brushed it off the same way you'd use a baseball bat to "Brush off" a home intruder. I had planned on picking up and throwing away the thing when the Wal-Mart Kiosk police came by and picked it up for me. I told her "I was going to take care of that" to which she replied, "Well we want to keep this clean" I pointed in the direction of Slob and said "well, that's something some people don't understand"

What possible excuse could Slob give for that kind of behavior? There's a MINIMUM of 3 trash cans she could have used from that point;
1.The Wal-Mart Kiosk police "station" in the middle of the self checkout area
2.The Trash cans by the inside doors leading out of Wal-Mart
3.The Trash can JUST OUTSIDE the door.
If questioned at gunpoint, what could she say?
"I have a condition. . ."
"I forgot about it. . ."
Or perhaps the truth?: "I'm a skinny lazy slob" (as opposed to a fat lazy lard-slob)
You all know I have 0 patience and tolerance for idiots, I know it's not nice, but dammit. . .GROW SOME BRAINS! or at least FAKE IT so I can't tell! I see examples every day why some people don't deserve the gift of FREE WILL.

My girlfriend said: "What if you see her in heaven?"
well, if I made it to heaven, I'd walk (or float) right up to her and ask her; "Hey slob, now that we're in the hereafter, be honest, you mind telling me why you left your nastiness behind on that and/or every day? Did God ask you about that? 'cause if not, I am."
She could be wearing a nametag with her real name embossed on it and I'd still address her as "Slob."

If she answered honestly, I'd drop it and walk/float away. If she tried to fumble out an excuse, I'd probably call "bullshit!" and question the guy in charge and ask why she was there.

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