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Written by Knight Ridder
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Wednesday, 28 June 2006 |
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SHORT STORY
"Superman Returns"
2out of 4 stars
starring: Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey
PG-13, 2hr 30min
LONG STORY
As the Man of Steel, Brandon Routh has the whole package — the great charismatic looks (we’re talking sexy in that blue body suit), the split personality (a socially inept Clark Kent, a quietly assured Superman), and a way of moving that’s both manly and gracefully balletic. Sometimes you are almost fooled into thinking he is Christopher Reeve, who of course starred in several “Supermans” in the `70s and '80s.
The movie around Routh, though ... well, that’s another story. Director Bryan (“X-Men”) Singer’s take on the venerable DC Comics superhero is polished and slick and sometimes visually beautiful.
But the movie has a bad case of “Hulk” syndrome. That’s when a filmmaker takes a comic book so seriously that he squeezes all the fun out of it.
The premise has Supe returning to Earth after mysteriously disappearing five years earlier. Seems that astronomers discovered what’s left of his home planet, Krypton, and he simply had to go pay his respects.
In doing so, though, he left his fledgling romance with Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) high and dry. He didn’t even say goodbye, much less write.
Lois was so angry at being jilted that she wrote an editorial about why the world doesn’t need Superman and won a Pulitzer for it.
Now she’s living with a Planet editor (James Marsden) and together they’re raising their young son, Jason (Tristan Lake Leabu). The kid’s bright — in fact he’s the only person in Metropolis to realize how much Clark Kent looks like Superman.
Meanwhile, master crook Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) has used Superman’s absence to rebuild his criminal empire. Looking for advanced alien technology, he’s even burgled our hero’s Fortress of Solitude at the North Pole.
There, Luthor is treated to a multimedia presentation featuring the late Marlon Brando as Superman’s papa.
Singer recycles Brando footage and vocal tracks left over from the 1979 “Superman.” But then “Superman Returns” is crammed with nods and borrows from that Richard Donner film, including the streaking blue intro titles and John Williams’ theme music.
Before it’s over Luthor will use crystals from Krypton to create his own continent in the middle of the Atlantic.
Virtually none of this is played for whimsy or post-modern hipness. It’s all terribly sincere.
Sometimes that’s good, as when Superman hovers above the Earth, closes his eyes and is inundated with the sounds of millions of human conversations. Clearly, being God-like has its down side. It would have been nice if the film had more deeply mined our hero’s status as a resident alien, committed to mankind but never allowed full admittance.
Our man’s unrequited love for Lois provides a subtext to just about everything he does.
But too often the film gets so bogged down in its own plot machinations that we lose sight of Superman. We spend way too much time with Spacey’s Luthor (who isn’t all that interesting). Bosworth’s Lois is pretty bland (Margot Kidder is looking better all the time).
The most interesting figure on the screen (aside from Superman) is Marsden’s character, a guy who finds he has to compete with the world’s strongest man for Lois’s affections.
The film has one truly terrific action set piece where Superman rescues a plummeting jet liner on which Lois is a passenger.
But in its third act, when Luther is building his new continent, the movie slows to a special effects crawl. This flick could easily lose 30 minutes.
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