Before you say, "well I wear pink to make fun of conformity" let me say, I get it; pink is a girl color but you wear it in non-conformity. I think we all get it. . . We just don't care. NOBODY cares.

Now guys that wear pink, I'm not criticizing your tie, or your damn socks (yes, I've seen guys wear pink socks, it's sick) I, myself don't think that I wear pink well. I don't do it justice. I should at least become a member of an uppity country club where I can sport my pink sweater, or pink hat while on the golf course.

Pink neck ties? somebody tell me I didn't see pink neck ties on display. Tell me that your red ties got wet and stained your white ties and you're trying to reduce stock. . .Yes?. . .No. they really are supposed to be that color. Only a few men in the world can get away with wearing pink ties and I am not one of them.

I blame those same marketing "geniuses" who engrained in everyones brain that Pink is a girl color even when we were very very young. (pink transformers were girls and were marketed towards our sisters) why can't girls like blue, or green or something? because stupid movies starring idiot Reese Witherspoon (who can't even act at gunpoint I might add) come out and are crammed down our throat wrapped in pepto-bismol pink. (speaking of course about "Legally Blonde" and the mind numbing sequel. Both of which I will never see for fear of becoming dumber by the time the credits roll.)

Pink tool set eh? "Isn't it cute?" NO. it's not. it's pathetic and sad.

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